Y&R Recap Tuesday, May 26th 2009

Tuesday's recap is being brought to us by the letter "A," for all those anvils that MAB continues to drop on us regarding the Cane/Langley/P3 storyline. Our fave head writer was back to her fave game of following every Cane scene, with one of Nina/Kay/Jill mourning P3.


Evil E made another mysterious phone call (in his defense, I think he was ordering room service or something, but with these two, it's best to watch with the tv on mute, LOL), this time getting caught by his wifey. Fily's all, "You're not keeping secrets from me already are you?" And E's all, "Girl, I got a wife and four kids back in Aussie Land, but nah boo, I'm not keeping anything from you."

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Not only is it Cassie's death-iversary, it's also P3's. Nina and Kay paid a visit to old P3's grave. Too bad they don't know he's not really buried there, LOL. No spoilers guys, that's just my guess. Nina reads a letter that P4 wrote to his father (when is he showing up in GC?), while Kay listens on.


After giving Fily some spiel about her being the only thing that matters in his life (I think that's what he said. Have I mentioned that I mostly watch these two on mute?), Evil E is grinning from ear to ear, because he thinks he's home safe, and his secrets will never be revealed. Little does he know, Nina is about to be hot on his trail.

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Nina is still just as perplexed as we all were when LML first introduced that 'Kay switched babies' storyline, and can't wrap her head around the fact that Cane is the real Phillip, and her boo was a nobody. Neither can I Nina, neither can I.


Despite all the constipated looks Ethan was throwing everytime she mentioned Australia, Fily still didn't get the hint. Wifey bought hubby and herself two tickets to spend two weeks in Australia (is the semester over already? b/c when was the last time we saw fily in school? just asking). Ethan was like, "Huh? Say what? Australia? Whatchu talkin' 'bout girl?" Something tells me these two won't be making it to Aussi-land.

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Jill interrupted Nina and Kay's mourning moment, by being her usual bitch self. Jill is mad because Nina is questioning Cane's validity as the Chancellor heir. You see, if Cane isn't the real deal, then that means Jill could have been getting her Cougar on with him all this time. She's salty y'all.


Throwing anvils wasn't enough for MAB, she also had to show us some throwback scenes of P3 in his heyday. Nina shared with us a beautiful memory of P3 denying the baby she was carrying. Oh the memories, LOL.


Katherine shared with us a memory of Phillip III basically telling her that he's not a drunk, he just likes to get his drink on. See guys, if you're missing the anvils, MAB is setting up the scene for us as to why P3 would fake his death. He was troubled y'all!


More from Fily and Ethan guys! My word, have we ever seen this much of a soap couple's honeymoon? Fily has finally figured out that Ethan doesn't want to go with her to Aussi-land (ya think Fily?). She asks him if there aren't any friends or family that he'd like to see. Ethan tells her that there's nothing left for him in Australia. Sure there is Ethan. His name is...


Langley! also known as Uncle Langley! also known as P3! also known as Phillip Chancellor III! That is all.

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Nina is still going at Jill. Telling her how she can't believe they used an alcoholic's dreams, and a psychic as proof that Cane was the real P3. Oh, and about that one positive DNA test, Nina asked the same question we all have. Why, if one test wast negative, and the other positive, didn't you do a third, just to be sure?


Woo, that was a lot, but unfortunately guys, there was more going on in GC that day, LOL.

Cryin' Jack finally has something legit to cry about, and he confronted Liam about his sleeping with Sharin. Liam tried to blame it on the alcohol, but Cryin' Jack wasn't buying. He must not be a fan of Jamie Foxx.


Cryin' Jack tried to get all self righteous and told Billy he needs to grow up. Umm Jack...have we forgotten that you slept with your father's wife? Uh yeah. And, um jack...weren't you fooling around on Patty, causing her to lose your baby? MJ/Patty is still after your ass all these years later. Moving on.


Jackie was giving Billy the evil eye, and that's when Sharin chose to make her entrance, sensing that the proverbial ish was hitting the fan, Sharin tried to make a hasty exit, but she wasn't so smooth.


Aww, look at the happy family. Those Abbotts have come a long way. I'm sure Ghost John is rolling around in his grave, LOL.


Billy took his pathetic self back to the pool house (question, Cane is no longer trying to take D, so why are they still living in the pool house? I'm just saying), where his wife started in with her nagging. So, Billy was all, "Ho be quiet." And decided he needed to peace out.


After experiencing the day from hell, and thinking things couldn't possibly get any worse, Billy found out that Mac accepted Raul's marriage proposal. Buck up Billy! Their engagement is only a plot point. I'm sure you'll be swapping spit with Mac again in no time.


Kate decided that she does have an ounce of self esteem, and finally left Liam. Thank you Kate. Although, like Liam, I don't think this is gonna stick. But hey, maybe Kate will prove me wrong.


And in the rest of GC...

Ashley is still losing her mind,


and Adam is still an idiot.




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